May 2013
Missie Sue: How To Have Style →
missiesue:
Wrap all presents in silk ribbon.
Emphasize a flaw to make it your best feature. Got a big mouth? Put on some red lipstick. Think of Katherine Hepburn and the black turtlenecks she wore that accentuated the forceful line of her jaw. The French call this une belle laide, literally a beautiful…
undeadlife:
If you actually think physical attractiveness is important in a relationship, you are not shallow. To make a good relationship last you have to be physically and mentally attracted to the person. I am tired of seeing people being called shallow simply because they are looking for someone attractive to them, mentally and physically.
You are shallow when physical attractiveness is the...
Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam
– (via kevmalone)
Heres an appropriate gif to The Office Series...
sweenzer:
Anonymous asked: I just want you to know how much you mean to me. You inspire me to be a better person every day. You teach me humility, and you redefine what love is to me every single day. You're something that I've never encountered before, and I'm confident I will never encounter again.
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mission-j-frog:
I’ve been watching hockey so much longer than you have been. You didn’t even care until you started watching it here. Why the hell are you texting me like I’m not already ahead of you in what’s going on? Fucking stop it.
She might be the #1 most annoying person on the planet.
mission-j-frog asked: Smile. You're better than anybody else.
Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to...
– Jack Kerouac, On the Road (via to-the-raging-sea)
Je serai poète et toi poésie.:... →
meetmeinthehallway:
goddamnphenomenalworld:
meetmeinthehallway:
goddamnphenomenalworld:
Dear Tumblr, The Great Gatsby is not a love story. It’s not even about Gatsby. It’s about Nick. Read the book.
I’m sorry, but this is ever so slightly pretentious. The Great Gatsby is, in part, a love story. While there are also criminal and tragic elements, as…
I’m sorry, but you’re wrong. Gatsby...
shelbystaygold:
goddamnphenomenalworld:
Dear Tumblr, The Great Gatsby is not a love story. It’s not even about Gatsby. It’s about Nick. Read the book.
Uhm…who are you to tell people what the Great Gatsby is about? No one cares that you’re an English major. People can interpret the Great Gatsby the way they would like. Thank you very much. :)
And so can I. And because of what I’m...
Je serai poète et toi poésie.:... →
meetmeinthehallway:
goddamnphenomenalworld:
Dear Tumblr, The Great Gatsby is not a love story. It’s not even about Gatsby. It’s about Nick. Read the book.
I’m sorry, but this is ever so slightly pretentious. The Great Gatsby is, in part, a love story. While there are also criminal and tragic elements, as…
I’m sorry, but you’re wrong. Gatsby is not in love with Daisy; he...
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Dear Tumblr, The Great Gatsby is not a love story. It’s not even about Gatsby. It’s about Nick. Read the book.
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SUCCESS
NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL AT THE TABERNACLE IN ATLANTA
I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
the fight begins for neutral milk hotel tickets in exactly six minutes
gentlemenpreferjazz:
If you have a drink every time Gatsby says “old sport” in The Great Gatsby you’ll be wasted in about 5 minutes.